I have the worst pain in my leg it’s only 8 hours since I finished my last shift I want to stay in bed all day it’s way too fucking early
I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
"what do you mean shields gone"
this is the scene of the crime